want to talk to me?

All good things take time my freind...

Serious answer: Please allow up to 7 days for production and 7 days for shipping. All products are made to order. This is for a few reasons, firstly it's better for the environment and helps reduce waste, secondly I'm poor and self funded; I can't afford to hold inventory.

Summary: Allow 14 days before you start wondering where things are.

Wowza thats a long time... no its not we are just used to amazon and daddy bezos. It's just lil old me running this thing, please have patience, I have no idea what I am doing.

I assure you I have your best interests in mind and will get you your things as quickly as possible :)

Thank god, I'm fresh out and you should see me try and use Photoshop, these designs took me forever. Shoot me a message in the contact section below! I would love to hear your ideas or work with ya! Better yet if you're in the Denver/Golden area lets catch a beer or a climb

No one has actually ever asked me this but a boy can dream...

Stop I'm blushing... I can do wholesale and would love to get my silly product on some shelves and out of the cloud! Shoot me a message below and I'll get back to you asap.

I unfortunately can not offer returns at this time. With how small this brand is and just me running the behind the scenes it is simply not feasible. I hope this will change in the near future and I will update this FAQ section as needed.

That being said, if you product doesn't arrive, shows up damaged/otherwise fucked up, please get in contact with me and I will make things right.